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▌ Satire Dept. · Drop 001 · Est. 2026

I Helped
Make Elon
A Trillionaire.

The shirt for the millions of us who clocked in every day and built someone else's spaceship. Now you get the credit. Sort of.

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  • ► 6.1oz heavyweight cotton
  • ► 6 colors · S–XXL
  • ► Free returns 30 days
  • ► Shipped worldwide
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▌ The Manifesto

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Somewhere out there, a man on a rocket made a trillion dollars while you debugged a CSV. You earned a tee, at minimum. We made it. Heavyweight, unapologetic, hand-screened by people who also did not become trillionaires.

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